“My advice to men is, learn to shop,

cook, clean, iron, keep house.

Whatever you do, don’t marry,

unless you want children,

and why would you want children.

If you must have sex, buy it.


No woman nowadays is ever going to do

anything for a man.

They are destined to trot round like lightweight men

trying to be well thought of.

Let them get on with their

sublime mission  ― ageing.”